sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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