And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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