Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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