Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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