I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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