did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
