I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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