She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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