dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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