Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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