the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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