You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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