Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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