you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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