my mouth tastes like poor choices
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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