I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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