He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
