I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Welp...herpes.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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