Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi