how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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