shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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