It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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