if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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