The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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