Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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