He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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