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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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