Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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