O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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