You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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