God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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