Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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