i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
