What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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