so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Randomize
