Dual....:-)
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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