So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She even gives head with a lisp.
As shirtless as possible
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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