I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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