I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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