do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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