Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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