Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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