no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize