I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This toilet bowl is my home.
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