and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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