i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
please come you make the beer taste better
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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