I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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