know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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