Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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