No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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