yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
that's an acceptable place to lick
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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