I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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