I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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