we made out on top of his cat.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
