And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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