my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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