i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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