Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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