Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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