Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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