who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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